Websites
Sites that load before you blink
No forty-seven tracking scripts, no cookie wall the size of a barn door. Your site, fast, on a phone, in a tunnel, on a Tuesday.
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Fibre buried under the square. The mole is furious.
Est. 2026 · Flanders, Europe · Population 1 (hiring)
The smallest village on the internet.
Response time: faster than the postman. Usually.
Ada · Mayor
I was elected unanimously. Turnout was one. It still counts.
The notice board
Everything happening in the village, right now
Updated continuously by a script nobody has dared to touch since March.
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Coffees converted into working software.
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Bugs relocated humanely to a field outside town.
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Uptime. The missing 0.02% was a thunderstorm, and Marc.
The barn
What actually gets built in here
Four things, done properly. If you need a fifth, the neighbours are very good and we will happily point at their house.
The mayor
Ada holds office
She has no legal authority whatsoever, which has not slowed her down.
- ElectedUnanimously, 2026. Turnout: one. Ballot was a sticky note.
- PortfolioFibre, festivities, and gently telling clients their PDF is 40 MB.
- Latency4 ms. She replies before you finish the question, which is unnerving.
- WeaknessRounding errors and the neighbour's dog.
Official statement
"A village is just a network with better weather."
— Ada, from the balcony of a shed
Knock on the door
Tell us the annoying part. We'll build the rest.
One project at a time, so it gets done. Say what's broken, what it costs you per week, and when you'd like it gone.